The internet makes me paranoid. So I'm gonna answer in multiple choice.

My name is Chris Haven(penname)/Gerald Erlington Huntingsworth III

I'm 24/7.5 yrs old

Always had an overactive imagination when I was a kid///I was raised by ninjas after my family was brutally murdered by the hands of an enemy clan. Now I live for vengeance.

Always tried to write novels when I was young but I lacked the focus and attention span to get a quarter way through the prologue. I was always upset when I'd spent half a day writing a scene only to finish reading it in under a minute...I was very young///My vengeance was taken from me by a dinosaur with a hooked hand.

Wrote a play, starred in a drama play, wrote a short story for my English Extension class(which was like advanced Advanced English). And if I don't say so myself, my stories were spectacularly horseshit///As it turns out the dinosaur was running a racketeering business on the side with a couple of pirates. Which explains the hook.

Went to film school. Wrote three short scripts. Two of which I'm proud of. Also learned how to provide and receive feedback in a room full of writers. I'd like to think I learned a lot from my screenwriting sensei *bows*. I hope I make you proud. Now I just have to translate those skills back to a novel writing format///The dino-pirate racketeering business was dissolved after an alien race introduced a new economic system. Something to do with bottle-caps and a very specific type of Chinese hair gel...idk. I don't make the rules.

Now, I'm here///Now I'm trying to survive in a competitive market full of robot romances. Or robomances if you will, and no one knows how to combat this epidemic. The aliens insist its culturally sophisticated, the ninjas believe its pornography (idk how they can tell), the pirates love it but say they don't and the dinosaurs don't care. Because they're dinosaurs. Obviously.

...Hopefully, that was vague enough to hide my identity