MrTurdels

ALSO I will never update again cause I am too ashamed, I cannot look the man in the fukcing eyes again man, I just can't. 

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME. THAT THERE IS A WATTPAD PREMIUM?? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE, SPOTIFY??

I'M A GAY MAN WHY WAS A WRITING STRAIGHT PORN. LORD JESUS SAVE MY S O U L

Sometimes I just log back onto this account to see where I failed in life. 

HAHAHAHSJSJSJSKDKDKDKDJDJDJDJDJ YOU- YOU REALLY THOUGHT 

I'll update tomorrow!!

Ahaha. Yha boy back on his bullshit!

I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING UPDATE TOMORROW. SO MUCH SHIT HAS BEEN GOING DOWN AND MARK AND AMY HAVING SEXY TIMES DIDN'T REALLY SEEM THAT IMPORTANT AT THE TIME. BUT I AIN'T NO QUITTER, AND EVEN IF THIS FUCKING APP IS DEAD. MARK AND AMY WILL BE FRICKEN IN FELIX'S FRICK CHAMBER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. AND THAT'S A F A C T

I BROKE MY FUCKING COLLAR BONE AND WILL UPDATE TOMORROW, PRESS THE BIGGEST F ON THE WORLDS LARGEST KEYBOARD.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOR SURE I WILL UPDATE I AM SO SO SO SO SORRY.