Hi there!
Can't believe you stopped by to say hi so I'm going to say hi too, Hi!
I'm just a lonely fucker in a shit-ass world reading books as a hobby. I can be a critique from time to time so get your stories straight or else I'm gonna have to hurt your feelings just to show you how to properly write one.

Why are you here still? I'm done with my fucked up description so... shooo!!!