To hell with this shit. I'll just do what other people do. Make a long list that describes me:
-Gamer
-Anime Fan/Otaku/Maybe even a Weeb
-Tokusatsu Fan
-TV Troper
-Writer (Obviously)
-Ex-Youtuber
-Commentator?
-Minecraft Player
-Space Flight Simulator Player
-Soul Knight Player
-Mediocre Drawing Artist
-Likes IV of Spades
-Likes Pixely Games more than HD Games
-Likes playing songs on the piano starting by randomly pressing keys until he finds the right note cause he doesn't know how to read the music sheets he found in the internet
-Learning how to read notes
-Likes putting lampshade hangings on his stories so that "critics" don't have to point out how ridiculous some of the parts are
-Most of his story scene ideas are still stuck in his head until he figures out how to finish the first few chapters leading to those
-Doesn't understand the value of foreign currencies so he tries to avoid putting it in his stories or tries to make a fictional currency
-Subs not Dubs!!! Although I do appreciate the hardwork they put into it
-Either Blade or W is his favorite rider
-Orb is his favorite Ultraman
-Doen't really watch Super Sentai anymore because his starting to find it quite cheesy and that it overuses stock footages
-Will probably tell you that people have different tastes if you complain that other people doesn't like a particular movie, music, TV show, etc.
-Is running out of ideas of things to put in his bio
-Has thalassophobia
-Has catoptrophobia 
-Has katsaridaphobia