Offenderman

Also hello

Yo it's 2024 you alive?

I who killed your mother, me who killed your father, I killed your brother and threw him into the well

why don't you fuck off, fuck off

fuck you
          

fucking bastard

You have entered my dreams 250 times, are you now?????

H-Hello  offenderman

....Ashton is typing....
          
          * sits down and eats a cookie *
          
          Mr. Smexy...?
          Can I eat you?

I'm bored can I be a Proxy?