"~These jokes aren't meant to be effensive. Please don't take them the wrong way and just laugh along. In some jokes there will be a 1 and a 2. They stand for different people talking. 1 says this, 2 say that.~
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Section One: Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so stupid that it took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks by the ocean the whales sing 'We are Family'
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, people yell 'taxi'
Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so fat thay her bellybutton has an echo.
Yo mama so ugly thay she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama is so ugly that you put her in a kennel when you go on vacation.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo mama is so ugly that she didn't get hit by an ugly stick, she got hit my the whole darn tree.
Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay not to see her.
Section two: Blond jokes
1. How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?
2. You wave to her.
1. A blond and a brunette jump off a building. Who hits the ground first?
2. The brunette, the blond stopped to ask for directions.
1. How do you make a blond confused?
2. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in th..." http://wattpad.com/story/4979878
