Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

All of my life i though air was free......Until i bought a bag of chips.

My friend think she's so smart she saids onions are the only food that can make you cry. So i threw a coconut at his face.

Stop waiting for prince charming,Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

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