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I pledɢe αlleɢιαɴce
To тнe тoмαтoeѕ
Oғ тнe Uɴιтed Sтαтeѕ oғ Heтαlια
(Twoooooo)
Aɴd тo тнe ғαɴɢιrlѕ oғ wнιcн ιт ѕтαɴdѕ
Oɴe ғαɴвαѕe 
Uɴder God (wιтн нιѕ dιvιɴe мeѕѕαɢe тo Hυɴɢαry)
Forever dιvιded oɴ wнo тo ѕнιp
Wιтн pαѕтα αɴd Doιтѕυ тo αll
Ve~
Poѕт тнιѕ ιғ yoυ're α Heтαlιαɴ :3
     ／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７    ^
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ \ \
　じしr_, )/ /

Normal People: Can talk forever how their crush is hot
Warrior Fans: Can defend that Firestar is hotter
Normal People: Think cats go to Heaven 
Warrior Fans: Know they go to StarClan if they are nice, or Place of No Stars, if they are evil 
Normal People: Think StarClan is not part of Heaven 
Warrior Fans: Know God made StarClan for cats
Normal People: Think that clans of cats are insane
Warrior Fans: Want to be in a Clan
Normal People: Play catch 
Warrior Fans: Play moss-ball 
Normal People: Call them inches, feet, yards, and meters
Warrior Fans: Call them mouse-lengths, tail-lengths, fox-lengths, and tree-lengths
Normal People: Call them months
Warrior Fans: Call them moons
Normal People: Call them dumb
Warrior Fans: Call them mouse-brains
Normal People: Think all cats have nine lives
Warrior Fans: Know that only clan leaders do
Normal People: Call baby cats kitties or kittens 
Warrior Fans: Call them kits 
Normal People: Call female cats tabbies
Warrior Fans: Call them she-cats
Normal People: Think the superstition cats have nine lives is not true
Warrior Fans: Can protest that it is true
Normal People: Think this is stupid
Warrior Fans: Are already copying and pasting this