Watta loser

14.4k reads is very many. I've decided to stop trying to figure out why people still read my dumb fic and I'll just let myself be happy that y'all like it. Thanks to people who support my weird little story!!! <3333333

12.2k? That's like a lot.
          To quote @crystallizedcalum on August 20, 2:54 pm when 3 am reached 10.6k:
          "BOIIIII MORE PEOPLE HAVE READ 3AM THAN HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON"
          Truly insightful. Shakespeare who?

11.1k reads, guys this is getting ridiculous. Why do people keep reading my dumb story? Thank you regardless, I love you loads

Literally tho like thank you, it's so cool to see this dumb little story I wrote to help me get through some shit has actually gained some traction and people actually like it. Thank you guys, much love to ya <3333

10k reads....that's pretty tubular my guys
          (In case you haven't guessed, I've decided the purest form of the English language is 90s surfer lingo, so that's me now)

Hello my dudes thank u muchly for over 9k reads u guys r the grooviest ppl I know

So much love for y'all <3333

OVER. SEVEN. FCKING. THOUSAND. READS.

But like actually thank you so much I love y'all lots and lots <33333

3 am has 5k?? Um OK. Cool beans my dudes.