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STORY TIME!! :
My neighbor has a kid, which she is only 2-3 months old and her name is Holly.
Why does this matter?
Well, I've been having to babysit her for the past five or six weeks! Her "PARENTS" are always out so I have to go to the house they live in and take care of Holly. No I did not break in, they just let me have the spare key to their house. Anyway, I've been having to stay at their house - night and day - so I can take care of her. I have to change and buy Holly's diapers, buy baby formula and things baby's can only eat/drink, give her a bath, and buy her all types of different kinds clothes and shoes.
And guess what?
When her "PARENTS" are there and I'm there with them staying the night since I know them very well, they do NOT wake up to Holly crying in the middle of the night, only I do. To be honest, they're the worst parents I have seen so far. Wait, hold on, did I just say parents? I'm sorry, I meant the FUCKING WORST NASTY ASS BITCHY HOES THAT JUST GO AROUND AND FUCK EVERYONE THEY FUCKING SEE!!
Ahem, anyway...
Let's just say, I've basically "adopted" a child because the people who were suppose to take care of her didn't.