Wait up, this is too good not to share. XDD
So I was working, right? Then this random dude slid into my DMs in IG and started a small talk. Of course, I responded, never left anyone on read-- then it came to a point where I was being asked personal questions and I was kind enough to refuse in the nicest ways possible until he went under my nerves:
Him: How old are you?
Me: Older than you think-
Him: Can I see how you look?
Me: I'm literally in my PFP
Him: No, I mean, right now
Me: Sorry, pass
Him: *probably looked closer to my pfp* You only look 15
*The worst number I've ever heard was 13*
*But btch, I would've insta-blocked him*
*In the end, decided to not respond for a while and continue working*
Him: Sorry, I just wanna get to know you more
Me: Sorry, I don't
Him: Are you single?
Me: Are you desperate?
Him: You can't be single with your soothing voice *btch must've seen my IG stories*
Me: I thought I was a kid?
Him: My comment earlier was a compliment, yk. Can we vc? I wanna hear you.
Me: Sorry, you have not unlocked this level of friendship yet
Him: Oh, wow, microtransactions. How can I get the Premium access?
*I couldn't breathe from wheezing, I stopped replying for good 10 minutes*
This jackass, bro. I can't. XDD