ew

you are such a goof.
          beans, beans, beans
          Jessie ate some beans
          She was happy, happy, happy
          That she ate some beans
          Naked, naked, naked
          Sitting cross legged
          Naked, naked, naked
          And he was happy, happy, happy
          That he ate some beans
          Wine, wine, wine
          Jessie ate some wine
          He was happy, happy, happy
          That he ate some wine
          Beans, beans, beans
          Jessie ate some beans
          And he drank some wine
          And he was happy, happy, happy
          That she ate some beans

omg im not a virgin anymore i can write smut that actually sounds like it can happen

ignore everything ive posted today lol

EW I WAS ANNOYING ASF "you look so poggers" ON A FACE REVEAL???? OH HELL NO U GOOFY ASS SLIMY ASS ABSENT FATHER ASS CHUCKY CHEESE EMPLOYEE ASS PENELOPE SCOTT ENJOYER ASS 4'8 SHORT ASS CRINGE ASS 12-13 YEAR OLD ASS DREAM SMP ASS "QUACKITY IS HOT" ASS MEMORIZING TIMES TABLES ASS MIDDLE SCHOOL ASS ":]" ASS FAKE ASS FAT ASS 140 POUND ASS  "I HATE MY MOM UWU" ASS GAY ASS CAN USE SHIT TONS OF SLURS ASS THATS OFFENSIVE YOU SHOULDNT SAY THAT ASS SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR SO GROSS EW I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU DISGUST ME THAT WAS A WEIRD ASS PHASE AND I WOULD BULLY U IF I EVER SAW U NOW I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH STUPID ASS MF U ACTUALLY WERE UGLY ASF LIKE NO I DIDNT HAVE A GLOW UP I JUST STOPPED LOOKING LIKE YO UGLY ASS AND STARTED PAYING ATTENTION TO MY DIET AND WORKED OUT AND PAYED ATTENTION TO MY SKIN AND GREW OUT MY HAIR AND WORE DECENT LOOKING CLOTHES BITCH U WERE SO UGLY LIKE I WANNA VOMIT AND THAT FUCKING NAME "u can call me mudd or milo" GOOFY ASF THATS ACTUALLY A TRASHY ASS NAME

"im a desprate pervy weirdo and i shouldn't have ever done that :(" in my drafts. YEAH U SHOULDNT HAVE THAT SHIT IS WILD LIKE WHAT POSSESED ME TO THINK THAT WAS OK TO WRITE

i want every one of u fuckers that are in my notifications to kys. LMAOOOO nah fr every other month when i check my account and i go through the notifs.... yikes.

remember when all i did with my life was be on wattpad  yeah.. yeah

nvm my bad 20k something views i forgot

remember when i had 501 followers and a 3k view 390ish vote story and i was doing really good lmaoo
          
          i wasn't even good at writing during that eitherrr it was like 2 years ago i was 12  like how you gonna really say a 12 year old kids fanfic was good-

hey guys! so i might get back into writing but i have absolute 0 clue as to what to write.. maybe oneshots or a super long book and please tell me what fandom too (stranger things, IT, everything paul dano, ect.)