Derpy Dragon

Yooo apparently DMs are gone pfft you wanna talk on Discord instead? :,) 

Whoever thought I abandoned this platform... jokes on you, I'M BACK!

Hey does anyone else feel insignificant when it comes to wattpad? You see that your friends have so many more followers than you and they get more comments and such, while you only get a little bit. But it only makes you want to work harder instead of discouraging you.
          
          Is that just me or does that happen to anyone else?

If any of you are wondering what is this years Christmas fic, don't worry. It's coming out on Christmas. It's a Minecraft StoryMode version of A Christmas Carol!
          
          Ivor is a cranky old man who hates Christmas more than anything, only caring about two things: Lava and Money.
          When the ghost of his old business partner, Soren, comes to warn him about changing his ways Ivor gets visited by the 3 ghosts of Christmas. Will it be enough to restore his love of Christmas and change his ways?

Hey, so wouldn't it be cool if there was a The Lion King AU? Like not the movie but the Broadway play?
          Lukas could be Simba, Petra could be Nala, The Ocelots could be the three Hyenas and Romeo could be Scar!
          I would do this myself but we all know I would end up putting StacyCat in there at one point am I right-
          
          But Y'all should listen to the soundtrack and look up the costumes for the musical. It's amazing!

I am officially one year older! And as my dad says, "Over a decade ago today, my life got fu-" to be honest I agree with him, I prefer to stay nonexistent, thanks.
          I don't feel older or look older though. I still ship StacyCat (surprisingly not to the max), I still read books about dragons, and I still eat and sleep way more than I should. I don't feel my age, but I'm okay with that.
          At least I get to see the movie Bohemian Rhapsody again as a birthday present. (That's right, I said again)
          
          Well, at least I know that the night must clear then the sun will rise.
          If you don't get the reference then you really need to listen to more musicals.

For you Americans, Happy Thanksgiving! Go and stuff your face you turkey!
          
          If you're not American then Happy November!

I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND EEEEEEEEEEEE

So, I'm reading Romeo and Juliet for school. Classic. I'm sitting at my desk and I started to read Act 2, Scene 2. AKA: The balcony scene.
          
          Of course, I'm thinking about StacyCat but for some reason my brain thought that Stacy was Romeo and Stampy was Juliet. Which makes sense since Stacy is actually a couple years older than Stampy. Romeo is a couple years older than Juliet (who we know is only THIRTEEN).
          
          Apparently my brain sees Stampy as a young British maiden and Stacy as daring and a hopeless romantic.
          
          That was an interesting English Honors class...

oH MY GLOB
          ITS REALLY RAREE TO SEE ANOTHER RANDY X THERESA SHIPPER
          IM SO HAPPYYYY