Well howdy folks, 

I am not much of a reader. I am a Bi-Polar reader. What is that? Well sometimes something catches my attention and I can't keep it down and must finish it, sometimes I can't get past the first few pages. 

Case in point: John Green's new book "Turtles All The Way Down" in my bag and I don't feel like reading it at all. But maybe someday I'll just pick it up and won't be able to put it down. 

As a writer, I am shit, so if you're interested in reading my shit, cool.