My idea of fun is staying up late at night to listen to music, eat a shit load of junk food, watch YouTube videos, fangirl over your favorite band/group members, and cry & laugh while reading fanfics. 

I'm very fluent in sarcasm. 

I admit that I'm a lazy piece of shit, but I'm not ashamed of embracing it.

My idea of a true friendship is being able to understand each other's sarcasm, insult one another, and use inappropriate sexual humor.