I thought my ant problem was minor. But then I had the misfortune to witness as ants crawled out of my phone case, onto the screen, then onto my hands. I'm going to quietly freak out while figuring out the fastest way to burn this house down. Oh what's that? Do I spy a literal mound of ants where someone *coughdadcough* didn't pick up heir spilled food? Yes I do. Ew. Ew. Ew. *que girly screaming as I take out matches*