Cosmic Queen

What the hell happened?? Why are people freaking out?

Grail: blade maiden, you’ve saved me!
          Immortal: blade maiden? Don’t you mean Blaiden?
          Grail: can we get married again just for that-

It’s practically May Day so that means...
          Happy birthday Mordred - glad you survived your first one. At least you don’t have to share it!

He’s a frozen treat with an all new taste,
          ‘Til he came to this planet from outer space.
          A refugee of an interstellar war,
          But now he’s at your local grocery store!
          Cookie cat!
          He’s a pet for you tummy!
          Cookie cat!
          He’s super duper yummy!
          Cookie cat!
          He left his family behind.

Guess who just remembered their password and now is no longer longingly looking at their account offline?

I have been very dormant because I’m usually lazy and tired but now I’m up to rp again

GUESS WHO IS BACK

Sonic: We will defeat you!
          Eggman: I am not intimidated by furries.

Name a villain that
          - Was a genius ahead of his time
          -Subsequently got thrown into prison by his own family because he asked about space
          - Became insane because sucky family threw him into prison
          - Swore revenge and was pretty dang close to it
          - Then got stranded in space and turned himself into a cyborg to survive
          - Cross-dressed for a devious ploy to get destructive weapons
          -Created his own dimension but got stuck in it via protagonist shenanigans
          - Got kidnapped by a God
          - Had the source of his evil removed

Nothing gives me more life than when someone asked the Poptropica Creators on Twitter how well Dr. Hare raps and they actually said that he's terrible at it but nobody tells him.