Hey! Hey, you! Do you like to read fanfics?

What a small world! I like to write them!

What's that? You're asking about the quality of my work? Hell, how should I know? I haven't asked! Why don't you take a look? Let me know what you think?

Or don't. You're a big kid. You don't need me telling you what to do.

I appreciate praise and/or constructive criticism. Or if you just want to troll my ass into oblivion, I accept those types of comments, too.

Or don't. I can't even read!