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Roads? Where we are going, We dont need roads!
For lubes sake, What in the dark horses majestic journey, Linkis
I snuggle goats occasionally
Who let the owls out? Who who who who
Watch out for that bomp! MOOSE
Hi I am naked and I'd Like to swim
Tonight, we dine in hell!" "Again Leonidus, that's the third time this week, I'm SO sick of their food."
If i lived next door to you, would you be scared?
Pineapples tripped over a hippo while going to the kitchen to get goats milk.
Da paynus can n0t g0 there. Thanls. Yus thanls
I was going to make everyone a sammich but then the flying monkey came and got them
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Sea Creatures:
Down here in the deep blue sea!
I GOTTA PAY MY MONKEY PENISBEARPIG SUPPORT
ur an gai
Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack you with a spoon
I don’t understand that reference
Assbutt
You Idjits!
OFF TO STEAL YOUR MERMAID.
I'm all jacked up because of you. Look at my jacked up face!
BABY, I KNOW WHAT YOU CRAVE.
I'm not gonna spank your hams!
I CAN IMAGINE EVERYTHING!!!
Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie!
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MurderousPotatoes
Sep 10, 2014 07:36PM
My names Kitty, and I lick my paws. If you don't like it, I'll scratch you with my paws. My favorite thing to do, is pee on Nathan's clothes, then he has to wash them. Man, that fucking blows. I also...View all Conversations