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read my shrek fanfic if you like shrek fr fr

Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight ((fuNnY wRitE used write bc it's Wattpad and you
          
          write i- sorry I'll go now jsbsjJN

I made a new account for “real” content. So no Shrek smut over there, sorry, but I want to start posting actual stories that I try on. I’ll still post here if I want to write some Shrek things, but it might be less frequent and it may take me a while to reply to anything on this account. That being said if you want to contact me, or read some “real” fan fiction, pop on over to @EdifyBi 
          - peace out homies :)

Hey guys, I gotta vent.
          So I edited all the parts of “Shrek is Love Shrek is Life” together, so it would be easier to read and that meant- which I did not know- that all the views for those parts also got deleted. I went from 800 reads to a little over 300. In really mad and Wattpad, and myself. Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.
          I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out, homies.

Hi Hi everyone! I want to thank the fine people who have read Shrek is love Shrek is life. It now has 700+ reads.
          Keep it swampy : D

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                         BEE

your works give me life

Marine I do like long romantic walks to the fridge too

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Meow!