Me: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Audience: *unsuspectingly moves closer*
Me: What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?
Audience: What?
Me: *giggles* A dinoSNORE 
Audience: *cricket noise*
Me: *is still laughing* Wanna a hear another one?
Audience: *assortment of no's *
Me: Why did the boy eat a shoe?
Audience: *groans*
Me: He wanted to try sole food! *laughs obnoxiously* 
Audience: *walks away*
Me: *is enjoying self way too much*
Me: Well, that was quite the introduction...