Heya peeps! Ri here! Some people may know me as Bostonhorsez, the SGE roleplayer with a crazy sense of humor, but most of you won't, because no matter how much I act like it, I am not famous! At all! My writing is funny (I think), eccentric, and...unique in it's own weird little way. I tend to be all over the place, but hey, that's what makes me a fun person, right? Here are some things about me!

~ I love funny and stupid things (or people...trust me, it's so much easier for me to fit in)

~I don't deal with haters. If you don't like the stuff I write, then don't read it. Simple problem, even simpler answer.

~I am an old school girl in a modern world. 

~I will treat you the way you treat me. You be an obnoxious little prick to me, I be a total prat to you. You be nice to me, I shower you in daisies or whatever else comes to mind.

~Rollercoasters: One of the greatest inventions ever.

~Drawing: My Life

~Music: My Soul

~Comedy: My Oxygen 

~Never, EVER call me a) chicken, or b) quiet. I will hunt you down.

~I write whatever I want, whenever I want, and at completely random times.

~I will regularly say bloody and prat, and sometimes call people pricks. Don't be fooled. I am an American citizen. 

~FOOTBALL!!!!! BASEBALL!!!!! BASKETBALL!!!!! Why yes, I am one of those people who yells at the TV! How'd you guess?

~I get bored really easily. As in, I have a bloody attention span of roughly five minutes.

~I am a very busy...thing (not quite sure what I would classify as...I'm my own species!)

~I accidentally deleted this description SEVEN TIMES until I FINALLY hit "Add Description" instead of "Cancel All Of This Hard Work" 

~I have autocorrect, because I can't spell worth CRAP. 

~I don't know the meaning of half the the long words I use...(hint hint: eccentric, punctual)...so bear with me, and go buy a dictionary.
 
Any way, I hope you enjoy my writing!

Also, I'm sincerely sorry if I bored you to death...

...not.