Musk Steaks

I'm back, new imagine

Anyone here like Euphoria? Cause I may be doing something

Wow. Wattpad's *deaaaaaaaaad*. Like, Friendster level dead. This is interesting and hilarious. Wasn't there a shit-ton of emo revivalists and edgy teens clinging to daddy Gerard like... holy shit a year ago. Wow. I feel old, and I can't even drink yet.

IMPORTANT IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT PLEASE READ PLEASE
          I have mixed and mastered my first song! It's by my very own little sister, and it's called "i'm sad..." Please listen to it. Judging by who my audience is, I think you'll like it.
          https://soundcloud.com/luca-cafiero-573992314/im-sad
          Listen please

New chapter! It'll also probably be one of my last. But I have new exciting stuff coming that doesn't involve pretending to be Elon Musk!!!

Out of character moment, but do people really think that a vague trigger warning like "TW: sensitive subjects" is helpful?

Hello there from Musk Steaks Incorporated! We are proud to announce that we have a full-length book in the works! That's right: Anti-Fanfiction! "Am I Just Paranoid, Ah Yuh Yah Yuh: A Green Day Anti-Fanfiction" is our newest business venture. Here's a little sneak peek for you loyal fans: 
          
          "Being the son of musician Billy Joel and first man on the moon Neil Armstrong isn't all fun and games, especially at a new school conspicuously filled with future musicians. But can Billie Joe Armstrong overcome his struggles, create a new life for himself, and maybe even find love along the way? Probably not."
          
          Am I Just Paranoid, Ah Yuh Yah Yuh: A Green Day Anti-Fanfiction, coming soon to a Wattpad account near you!
          
          Note: This is satire. You are a gormless fool if you didn't pick up on that.

@abovethedoves Thank you for stating that.

@InvxntorOfTalxnt It's comfortable down here. There's antique furniture and it has a good wifi connection.

Hello, this is an intern at Musk Steaks Inc! I'm not quite sure how to type yet, but I'm learning as I go along. And boy, is it worth it! 1 cent an hour! Anyway, be sure to check out our new book: Anti-Imagines! They're Imagines, but the total opposite! They have been approved by our quality control people and Elon himself!
          
          
          Note: This is satire. You are satire. Everything is satire.