Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatu Allah wa Barakatuh!

Dear unfortunate whoever that stumbled upon my profile,

Welcome! Now that you're here you have one of two choices: silently exit this screen lest it blows you to pieces (islamophobes anyone?) Or read on, though I doubt you'd find it interesting.

Who am I? Well it seems silly that I should be putting my personal info on the internet...Hmph, let's see:

1) I am a proud Muslimah and I don't tolerate "purposeful" idiots. If you have a question ask nicely and I'll gladly answer. Any lowkey offensive bleh will be ignored and blocked. 

2) I write in both Arabic and English with the aim to entertain and inform. Nothing humorous, though, I am as funny as a.... heh, can't even finish this sentence. 

I do take reading (editing) requests, however the book ought to be Spiritual, preferably.


3) Any inquiries ABOUT ANYTHING are welcomed if polite. In fact they'll be rewarded with chocolate chip mint ice cream.

4) I am a literature fanatic and an absolute vocabulary nerd... with an obsession over kittens and anything fluffy.

That's about it.

Baraka Allah Feekum.

Sincerely,

The Phoenix (aka Amat Allah)

*author steps out*