I will now tell you what a farm chicken does around the farm...

First, I wake up, as any other chicken would. I'm male so I don't lay eggs, so I may be raise to be eaten...

*Hides face so you don't see me sobbing*

*Sniff* Ok, *Sniff* I think I'm good. Well, after I wake I am then greeted to some chicken feed. It is ok, but carrots catch my appeal. Then, the farmer would call me over by my name (Which is not MutatedChicken it is actually Darian) and I would talk to him. Yes! I am a talking chicken hence the name "MutatedChicken". Don't tell anyone because the government might take me away and dissect me. I have vocal cords! I know this because my nickname isn't Dr. Chicken for nothin', and I can talk...

Sorry, I'm getting off topic. Well, after we had our talk I go back to my coop and go on Wattpad. When it is near dawn I get more feed, for the farmer wants me on a diet, and I talk to the other chickens but they don't talk back. Don't tell them I said this but, they are a little boring. After I talked to them I go on Wattpad because I have nothing better to do. That system repeats until night, and I would sleep.  Or on some nights I sneak out. Don't tell anyone that either, because it may be traced back to me. There are ears everywhere! My point is, farm life is grand, I mean, bland!

P.S. I drew my header image!