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Yall, just a warning this next chapter is extremely unhinged. This book is now a comedy based on my personal humour, so enjoy bestie. Also like I said extremely unhinged + offensive to vegans!!!!!!

YALL IM GOING HARDCORE THRIFTING TODAY!!!! Daddy Dougie Fordie is gonna shut down the province so here’s my last hurrah  

ITS EVERMORE, SEASONAL DEPRESSION, AND FEELING UNMOORED TIME 

Ugh I’m so fucking excited for red tv. Like I think I will actually perish listening to Nothing New

Ok I kinda really want to write a fanfic about dating Justin Trudeaus son??? 

Are team edward or team jacob 

Bruh it’s been actually forever since I updated Shrek x Justin. Anyway, imma start writing more but in the meantime enjoy the smut. Feeling unholy.  #666

Hey, what do y’all think about the new book? I’m going to try and get more parts out. I know it’s really inconvenient for y’all but my gram went to jail and my mom died. My house was also bombed by James Charles, so I’ve been kind of busy