Hi I am a human female...And I suck at writing...but I try. I'm not fond of reading but yeah... :3 
IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME OR MY STORIES...good for you <Says calmly>...we all have our fucking opinions.

So people...now time to get to know me <I say as I push my hands together forming a triangle.>
<I take a large breath and start speaking fast.> I like Cheezits, animals, music, FAVORITE music you ask? Dubstep and modern.... I guess you call it pop?,  I also recently became overly obsessed with Jeff the killer, I love Gir from invader zim, I like My Little Pony, And of course slenderman (If you don't like creepy pasta characters then  Get. The. Fuck. Off. My. Profile.)

~Otherwise I love all of you guys. <(^ 0 ^)>
P.S- Hoped you all enjoyed stalking me.