Me: "Just an Otaku who writes stories. Nothing much to see here-"
Stranger: "OH MAH GOSH TITANS!"
Me: "Anyways, besides the fight for humanity going on outside, nothing really happens-"
Stranger: "OH MAH GOSH KIRA IS IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW!!"
Me: "Um... if you look past the fact that giant, naked, cannabalistic, men with no balls and a sexy killer are here, there truly is nothing-"
Stranger: "OH MY GOOGLE!!!! ALL THE FREE! IWATOBI SWIM CLUB GUYS ARE HERE! AND THEY ARE SHIRTLESS!!!"
Me: "So... let me just take some pictures of that.. *click click* Ok! Now back to the point at hand. There is nothing special going on here-"
Stranger: "OH MY FRECKLED JESUS!!!-"
Me: "OKAY WE GET IT!!! THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST FANTABULOUS PLACE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET!! WHAT DO YOU WANT READER-SAN TO DO ABOUT IT?"
Stranger: "Some poptarts would be nice..."
Me: *facepalm*
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