Goldfish

I won’t be on wattpad for a very long time. I started college, it had absolutely sucked, and I have little to no free time to write. I’m sorry.

Hi, I love your work and I just wanted to ask if you would be continuing your TinTin book? 

I... I'm sorry. I couldn't help it, I HAD to write a book for this guy. Let's see how this goes. https://www.wattpad.com/story/183434281

Ok half of the smut I read on here has me like:
          
          “tHAt’S nOt hOW sEx WoRkS!!¡!!”
          
          “What the f*ck, why did this escalate so fast?”
          
          “Istfg if one more person doesn’t start a new paragraph whenever someone new talks-“
          
          “Wait, you skipped the foreplay!? And you wonder why it’s going to hurt!”
          
          “GET. LUBE.”
          
          (There’s also a lot of second-hand embarrassment)
          
          “After a guy orgasms, he’s not still ready to go ten seconds after! There’s a cool-down time!”
          
          “Why did the intercourse last two paragraphs, what the f*ck.”
          
          “STOP SKIPPING FOREPLAY! SHE AIN’T GONNA BE READY TO F*CK RIGHT AFTER YOU GET IN THE MOOD!”
          
          “Why are all of these readers insecure virgins, can we PLEASE switch it up?” 
          
          (I’m honestly irritated by that, not all virgins are scared and insecure and not all of us are virgins!)
          
          “Why is this only six paragraphs long?”
          
          “I’m done, bye.”

I might rewrite it, someday. I started it a long time ago, and my writing has gotten a hell of a lot better since then. It’ll be a while, though. I don’t have a computer at the moment and writing with a computer is easier than writing on mobile. Sorry!

USM Preferences has been updated!

Things in life have picked up suddenly,  but I’m still working on Standing Strong when I can. A user on Wattpad called HoneyBo0Bo0 posted one of my Young Justice fics (The Bird Tattoo series) from my tumblr blog, Writing-YJ, and I just finished getting her to take it down. I was so mad, my heart was pounding and my whole body was shaking.

HEY GUYS, I UPDATED STANDING STRONG A COUPLE DAYS AGO BTW

Oh haha and my boyfriend broke up with my a few months ago, I’m still a MESS

Damn, I can’t believe y’all still read my shit, what