Sera: hey can I ask u smtg
John: u can’t prove I did tax evasions
John: u can’t prove I stole from Gucci
John: u can’t prove I set 5 houses on fire
John: U HAVE NO PROOF
Sera: wtf I was just gonna ask u if u were free on Saturday wtf???
John:
John: Fuck
Sera: ??????
Sera: hey can I ask u smtg
John: u can’t prove I did tax evasions
John: u can’t prove I stole from Gucci
John: u can’t prove I set 5 houses on fire
John: U HAVE NO PROOF
Sera: wtf I was just gonna ask u if u were free on Saturday wtf???
John:
John: Fuck
Sera: ??????
Wtf?! People are actually enjoying my story? This is scary, now I have pressure to actually try
=_= imma disappoint all of y’all don’t say I didn’t warn you