MyNameIsKryptism

HEY THERE F4GGOTS I FINISHED THE FUCK1NG NEXT CHAPTER GO READ IT

Hey guys, as of tomorrow PORPAOMS should be back in the running, I have numerous sequences to edit, and yes, there will be a second book coming out next year. Apologies for the hiatus, I needed to some inspiration (special thanks to @SpectralArson for the batshit ideas

yoyoyo my dudes just finished up another swaggy part of "The Planet of Retarded Possums and Other Majestic Shit" and oh boy if any of ya'll have ideas please send them my way

I can't stop looking at the guy smoking a cigarette outside my work. I want one. I need one. But I know I shouldn't cause I quit. I promised I would. I want to be anywhere but here right now, sad as it is. I wanna drown out my sorrows with a mysterious and crazy adventure. And knowing how quiet I am about that stuff, nobody would care

Today I got called ugly and flat chested online by a person I don't know wtf why I need better insults whoever you are this isn't 1998

I WROTE SOMETHING WHILE BLITZED AS ALL HELL OMG

i'm here in the now and I'm ready to show people what I can be