Greetings! It seems as if your portkey is slightly deficient.. Luckily you have been taken here! 
Welcome to... This account thing.. 
I was slightly unwillingly dragged here by my good friend @JinXedMe and now I can't seem to leave...
My various homes: 
~Hogwarts 
~221B Baker Street 
~The Mystery Shack 
~Panem (District 4) 
~Chipenden...
~Jordan College
~Middle Earth
~Earth, Dimension C137