MyOwn_WorstEnemy

Man I missed this app

two pickup trucks making love american made built ford tough two beautiful murder machine american angels in the sky grown men cry

Today is an icky day but imma spend it doing stuff I like to make myself feel better about this being a day I don’t typically like

Not only did our pipes freeze but they burst 
          
          Fml

catboy

I thought my parents were arguing while I was getting out of the shower but it turns out my dad burned a quesadilla and they were just laughing and yelling cause it was burning and they panicked for a second over it

I may now have bruises on my knees from practice.
          
          I don’t do sports btw I’m a theater kid and I had to kneel on both the floor plus hard plastic chairs, the good part is I get to watch three straight guys act super gay to each other

If I wasn’t so repulsed by the idea of even touching this guy I’d fucking beat the shit out of him 

jeff bezos is bullying me

That horrifying moment when your mom Facebook stalks your boyfriend and you find out that he may be your 4th or 5th cousin but you can’t confirm it because he’s asleep and you need him to answer a couple questions