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Man I missed this app
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two pickup trucks making love american made built ford tough two beautiful murder machine american angels in the sky grown men cry
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THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES ROMAN. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE COULD? TWO TRUCKS. THEYRE HOLDING HANDS. CRY.
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Today is an icky day but imma spend it doing stuff I like to make myself feel better about this being a day I don’t typically like
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Not only did our pipes freeze but they burst
Fml
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catboy
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I thought my parents were arguing while I was getting out of the shower but it turns out my dad burned a quesadilla and they were just laughing and yelling cause it was burning and they panicked for a second over it
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I may now have bruises on my knees from practice.
I don’t do sports btw I’m a theater kid and I had to kneel on both the floor plus hard plastic chairs, the good part is I get to watch three straight guys act super gay to each other
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Mind you the second guys girlfriend was sitting across the room looking both amused and absolutely horrified that she was dating this guy
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Like one guy was standing on a table and another guy was in front of him and said “reminds me of my step daddy” and the first guy grabbed his head and they pretended he was blowing him
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If I wasn’t so repulsed by the idea of even touching this guy I’d fucking beat the shit out of him
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Well we have gotten him to leave us alone so I don’t have to touch or even hear him again thank god
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jeff bezos is bullying me
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That horrifying moment when your mom Facebook stalks your boyfriend and you find out that he may be your 4th or 5th cousin but you can’t confirm it because he’s asleep and you need him to answer a couple questions
