One time I was at a cheese factory in France with my Parrot Steve and the cheese machine blew up and a bunch of pieces hit people and one came right at us but this cow jumped in front of it and saved us, I took this cow home and named it Van then the three of us, Steve, Van, and I and my skank wife started a farm and had around 10-12 kids I don't really remember, I also have a bull named Anthony and a goat named Samantha! Follow along to hear about our wacky adventures. Steve and Van now have their own Instagram account, go follow SteveParrotandVanCow on Instagram!