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Four, three, two, fuck you.
Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic--
Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!
Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo.
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def-,
Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy.
Nepeta's always squealin'
Cutesy pet names like Karkitty
I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,
And the majority of pairings had better include me
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the Highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious
Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacy,
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.
T to the A, to the S, T, E, Y - fuckin' tasty, T to the A to the S, T, E,Y- fuckin' tasty
D to the E, to the L,I,C,I,O,U,Sto the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the--
I'll just spell it out FOR you!
All the time I turn around