I was tagged in a dumb challenge by @Free_Spirit8700. Jokes on her no one will see this. Anyway, I'm supposed to post a paragraph from one of my older books, but most of those have been unpublished because they're bad. Uhhh...
You can have the first paragraph from my favorite book to write instead...
""DUDE! THERE'S A BAT IN THE KITCHEN!" I yelled, from my hiding place under the kitchen table. I've always been afraid of bats. Their weird arm wings and stupid faces. They're the spawns of Satan and Fear themselves, and this one was messing with me in my own home."
I don't want to tag anyone, everyone have a good day!