My_Beautiful_Harem

Hear me out, hear me out,
          	
          	HEAR
          	
          	ME
          	
          	OUT.
          	
          	Eel mermen.

My_Beautiful_Harem

Just got into a fight with my bff and I'm ready for a toaster bath bomb (FIGURATIVELY, I VERY MUCH WOULD PREFER TO LIVE) but God if I'm not so completely over some of this bs, genuinely

My_Beautiful_Harem

@Sixluv I'm gonna do what I can. I truly believe this can be saved, and I know they're not a genuinely bad person. But thank you for your words. <3
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Sixluv

@My_Beautiful_Harem i had the same thing, with my bff. We worked it out, if u feel that this is a relationship u feel u want to save and keep having, then speak to them abt how u feel, if not, then maybe you should start distancing urself slolwy
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My_Beautiful_Harem

Things I do in the shower: get wet

My_Beautiful_Harem

@IMG_5572 That was random and unrelated, but if you're deadass, then yikes
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My_Beautiful_Harem

Me after ripping a layer of skin off my lip and then eating salty food: dead_fly.jpeg

Soficreates257

@My_Beautiful_Harem  NOT THE DEAD FLY ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
            
            Mood-
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My_Beautiful_Harem

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I'm waking up to ass and bust
          I clap her ass and she slaps my nuts

My_Beautiful_Harem

@Soficreates257 AIN'T NO WAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY SMFMSNFJSND CACKLING
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Soficreates257

@My_Beautiful_Harem  ☠️☠️☠️☠️
            
            Not me having the "He's bouncing off my booty-cheeks" song stuck in my head when I read that until I realized that it was a gay version of Radioactive by Imagine Dragons ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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My_Beautiful_Harem

The next update for my oneshots book is at 1094 words, and I'm only just getting started. It'll be a little slow going, but it's going to have a lot of substance, so it will HOPEFULLY be worth the wait. (Someone's recent-ish request gave me some motivation, and I was like, "ALR, LES GO THEN??" That's basically the only reason anything's even happening rn. :sob:)

My_Beautiful_Harem

Just kidding, it's 1384 words now.
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