“𝓨𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓪”

what if I changed my profile bg pic to my latest hyperfixation?? jkjk (unless...?)

My friend funded my retail therapy. Why. /loving

Hello, might you be interested in reviewing my Sonic fic, Spring Break?

Sorry if I don't reply to you. Wattpad app being fucky, so I can't jump to certain threads and announcements to reply. Idk man

@LunaNatsukiMoonlight He's jus' a li'l guy, and we love him for it.

OH, AND HELLO NEW FOLLOWERS. Dw, you're jot following a dead account!! Lol

Whoa. It's been, like, a month since I last opened this bad boy (Wattpad app.) I'm alive and well, just distracted. Hope nobody missed me?? Idk.
          
          Uhhh, I haven't actually written anything to post, sorry, but I'll tryyyy and finish that one chapter I promised like forever ago. Y'all deserve that much LMAOOO
          
          Anyway *dives back into free-to-play grind*

Hear me out, hear me out,
          
          HEAR
          
          ME
          
          OUT.
          
          Eel mermen.

…prbbt?

Me: Today, I'm going to boil children!
          Mom: Fair enough.
          Me: oh mY G—