How's it going? Given that you're reading this, I'm guessing not great. I mean, you're using your precious time staring at some  idiot's Fanfi- oh, I mean Wattpad's- account description. Come on, mate. Go build houses for the homeless or something.
Okay, okay. I'm between eighth grade and high school, so I probably shouldn't be on a site with unnecessarily vivid sex descriptions. Thankfully, I haven't read one yet. I spend most of my free time either drawing, being on my phone, or crying about nothing in particular. That sounded annoying. Apologies.
Why should you read my stuff? I have generally correct grammar! I feel comforted knowing that other people like me! I honestly try to be entertaining!
Give my writing a go. You may like what you see.
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  • JoinedJanuary 27, 2016

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My_Bland_Imagination My_Bland_Imagination Mar 28, 2016 04:12AM
Okay. I'm new to Wattpad and want to find a good, properly written fantasy/adventure/sci-fi book. No vampire or werewolf erotica, no One Direction or Sonic fan fiction, no dystopian societies. Anybod...
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