I have a metaphorical battle ax and if you hurt my children I will not hesitate to go get it in the comments section
Is: complete trash, a trans potato skin, grateful for not having a social life cause people are scary, wondering what I'm doing with my life, idrk but probably procrastinating from doing something
What's up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fvckin learned how to read
You may call yourself the master of lemons, but I am an avocado.
Memes are life.
My goal in life is to get to the point where I can be the cat version of Frank and just own fifty cats.
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Stories by My_Chemical_Avocado
Tales from the Zones
A compilation of journal entries found throughout the zones collected from various authors and their own expe...
A Completely Normal Life Where Not...
A story about a life that is completely ordinary and peaceful and where nothing strange or unexpected or bad...
Rejects
Everyone believes they're a reject at some point. It's natural human behavior.
Gerard "Gee" Way...