My_poor_friend_me

Over the course of a year I've become an anarcho-communist and now want to express it through my writing.
          	
          	And by "express it through writing" I mean write gay political fanfiction.

My_poor_friend_me

I'm signing because Waluigi is the most repressed character in video games to date. He is barely in SSB Ultimate, and he doesn't have his own game. The least that anyone could do for him is give him a spot in Fortnite, a spot which he so rightfully deserves. Without Waluigi in Fortnite, mass chaos and destruction can be a certain result. Yes, Waluigi not Fortnite could directly cause the end of the world, as there would be so many revolts and uprisings from all the Waluigi lovers of the world. So please, for the good of humanity and all life on Earth, add Waluigi to Fortnite.

My_poor_friend_me

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So there is this girl, logan. She goes to my school, and tries to be 'friends'. (She also says she's not transgender but its obvious.) AND SHE LITERALLY FUCKING BEGGED ME TO GIVE HER MY USERNAME. SHE ACTUALLY TRIED TO BRIBE ME WITH MONEY, JUST TO GET ME TO TALK. SHE CONSTANTLY HEADPATS ME, AND ITS FUCKING ANNOYING. SHE ALSO POKED ME AND I COULDN'T EVEN WASH MY FACE. ONLY SENPAI AND (anon) ARE ALLOWED TO DO THAT. FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK