I am 2 years old. I like cheese, and lemonade, hahahahahahha, put that too. I like pointing out clouds, and I like to keep Hope in my heart. Hope is girl I hate. Stuck a knife right done in my heart. And I like union rings, speggy and murbles, [starts playing the recorder]. I like puttin' peanut butter on my feet so the dogs lick it off, and I love MCR, if, you know, you couldn't tell. And I like farting in the sunlight- I mean, in the sunset. [laughs and then chokes, and falls back in NyomiTheVagabond's bed, crying. Then preceeds to fall and hit the head once again.] I like, no, don't put I like. I am Happy Birfday. [dies laughing.] My friends think I am on drugs. They are all right. [not really.] I am high on life. 
//WAKE UP, AND I STEP OUTSIDE,
AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND I GET REAL HIGH.
AND I SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS,
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!// 
[Dies laughing again.]
And I like, ow, ow, ow, [laughs[, I hurt my thing thing. [laughs.] MY FING FING not my thing thing! Kay so I'm wavy hair and BLAH BLAH BWAHHH [laughs.]. And I LIKE LADYBUGS hehhehhhhh. BUTTERFLIES TRY TO EAT ME IN MY SLEEP! hahah. EHHHHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA. Yeh. hahahaha. 
I AM A CHEEZ-IT. 
NyomiTheVagaond's computer screen is HUUUUUUUUUUUGE.
And.
My friend Bwittney (Brittney**) Has a pet snail named Larry. Larry eats leaves. Leaves. Larry. Likes. Leaves. 
[Nyomi: You're going all Salad Fingers. I LIKE IT WHEN THE RED WATER COMES OUT!]
I like ranch dressing, and MURSHROOMS. Not together. But togheter. I have a dawg. She has a nose. And a bu. I said butt. 
[Nyomi: So you say.]
And
I have a nose.
And I have a bu. 
Butt, I said.
Jesus. 
[Right.]
My snail has nails.
I painted them red.]
[Okay seriously Harlequin are you almost done.]
My hobby is riding a uumpaloompa up the stairs. 
Bye Bye, Chicken Pie! 
[You are stupid, Harl.]
Harl is my new nickname now.
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