She's as interesting as a donkey humping a space shuttle. 
She's as funny as your mums face in the morning. 
She's as creative as Leonardo da Vinci drawing of the 'Vitruvian Man'-he drew a good penis there ;)
She's as sarcastic as they come.
She's as serious as a genital rash

hey stalkers and mutual friends of the virtual universe, I am Jannat @wordsspeakvolumes doing the bio of this pretty fine firecracker that takes the form as a girl named Jess.

let's start off by saying, she's pretty darn awesome well look at her choice in friends..me!

Some say she's real, but others have said that she is merely an urban legend, all I know is that she needs a good gynechologist stat ;)

Jess is a beautiful human being, if she let's you believe anything else, she's bullshitting you.
She is hilarious
she has a legit taste in music
She's 17 and single [Fuck yes ;)] 
Damn girl you can sing-she did it for me, yeah I'm speacial be jealous muggles ;)

But if you must know, she's a weekend stripper, where'd you think she got that rash? That guy was a kinky bastard, who liked it up the..-getting carried away again.

Anyway I'm the apple to her pie, romeo to her juliet, jack to her jill BUT the true foundation of our relationship is that I'm the rash cream provider for her itchyballs. How truly speacial right? :')

Fan her, friend her but she a goldigger nigga,so she gonna leave with half. 
FAN HER YOU SEXY MOFOS
username shows I bring pleasure to her balls

My Heart:

@wordsspeakvolumes - My ball cream provider ;) Also my Sister

@YourAwesomeNightmare - My baby girl.

@CupidA - My big sister

@JustRyan- RIP baby boy.Just Keep Swimming

@InezMonsterBunny - My little sister

@Septum - Aye, that's my homeboy. Killin' thirsty bitches since 1995 ;)

@Ehontee - I've been trying to come up with some witty line but I can't. So I'll settle with this. This is my cuntbag as I am his. Love this bitch.