MylifesucksXD

In a whole other universe where the Uchiha clan is alive and instead of Sakura crushing on Sasuke, it’s sasuke crushing on Sakura and it starts from this:
          
          Sarada: Papa, how did you and mama meet?
          
          Sasuke: she bumped into me in the hallway and dropped her books so I picked them up for her.
          
          —sometime later—
          
          Sarada: mama, how did you and papa meet?
          
          Sakura, he looked at me funny, so I punched him across the face.
          
          (Guess who’s speaking the truth, hint : the female species of human)

…I GOT A MATHS MOCK AND ENGLIHS MOCK TOMMOROW KILL ME 

My headcanon is that Sarada was an absolute menace as a child. She was NOT an angel at all. This is my proof 
          
          https://youtu.be/fSlNRIN6hbw?si=yS22EIM65hQg8zIV

“What’s your excuse for not posting?”
          
          “Uhh…I fainted during maths (very convenient coincidence of that lesson too)”

“Why don’t you watch Yt shorts”
          
          Yt shorts: https://youtube.com/shorts/tHVpGTRujBY?si=p_P_LJrj5XI1U6KZ

Is it bad that I responded to my friend who asked “why are boys such dickheads” (let’s name my friend Emily for now)
          
          “Maybe because they have dicks Emily? That’s why you’re such a cunt, cause you have one??”
          
          Like I’m not helping at all TvT

“You have a pretty cock”
          
          “Thanks, grew it myself”

Guess who’s got GCSEs? Hint: maybe some unfortunate soul with the user MylifesucksXD 

Sasuke: you see, my wife is so strong, and like she’s so pretty
          
          Rando: oh your a lucky one to have her then
          
          Sasuke: yeah becuase my wife chose me out of all yall nasty, broke big ahh foreheaded people. And becuase she’s my wife, she can get away with anything in my eyes because she’s my wife, my wife *yaps*, my wife *yaps*, my wife *yaps* etc
          
          Rando: OK WE GET IT SHES YOUR WIFE.
          
          Sasuke: exactly, she’s MY wife. And because she’s my wife-

Ok but like how big was kakashi’s then? 
          
          https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeGVCE5y/