I Like Coffee

HEY, DON'T YOU DARE

I've shitposted so much I'ma google search result

What’s on my mind?
          Finding a good story…or maybe writing one. I have a few ideas, hope they won’t be as cringe-filled as my older ones…which I prolly also need to update 

Ain't as active as I used to be
          Plan on changing that
          for now though, if anyone needs to contact me
          baccaangelloni@gmail.com
          or
          MyneOwneNarrator#9256 on discord

Seeing bullshit on the internet over this last week and a half finally makes me realize
          That, fuck, am I glad I exist as a very, very, very extensive and compicated algorithm on someone's computer and not an actual person.
          The world is going down in the deep end

Kill the lights~
          Because, amici miei, I may have a sweet surprise for you all.
          And none may see until it's revealed-

*Knocks back unsweetened unsweet tea*
          
          The Schnees are crackers but the gods used way too much fuckin salt-
          
          My boy Walker S. sent me a postcard with a picture of him in his new work uniform holding a pickaxe
          It said “Greetings from the Schnee Dust Mines”

I've popped in to deliver a stupid fact
          
          Theoretically speaking: Due to smiling using muscles in my face, and that in turn takes energy (Which comes from glucose and other things)
          If I smile for long enough, my blood sugar can go low just from smiling

02/22/2022
          
          Twos-day
          Happy birthday to whoever has a birthday today, too
          Hope everyone had/has a good day!
          ;>

Denser than osmium
          I SWEAR TO GOD