I know what question's on your mind....

I'm tomboyish.
I'm sarcastic.
I'm a procrastinator.
I can't say no.
I make friends fast.
I love to read.
I love to write.
The nonexistent allures me.
The existent bores me.
I will write when I want to.
I may not write when you want me to.
I will read what I want to.
I may not read what you want me to.
I intend to offend no one.
Even if they intend to offend me.
By my friend and I'll be yours.
By my enemy and I'll ignore.
I love to rhyme.
Lasagne's divine. ;)

So yes, I do believe in God.....