Bored former broke-ass student (still broke), who's got a year off until being moved to a more sophisticated prison (university). 

I'm from the country of sausages, cars and beer (Germany)...basically the country of things I find grotesque.

Do I know English? You can judge for yourself but I would appreciate it if anyone reading this is using a thick and angry German accent (if you don't know what that sounds like google: Hitler speech). 

Do I know how to write? Lol. Maybe. Dunno...