Clears her throat and reads from cards prepared from before:

I read and I write. 
....

That was pretty darn obvious wasn't it?

(cringes and throws the cards into the fire)

Okay, so that ship has sunk. Onwards we go!

I love music and swimming and art and dance and Maths and I'm pretty sarcastic aaaand... is that even relevant here?

............
No? 
Okie.....


So yeah... I basically have a lot of stories swirling in my head but I just can't seem to be able to grasp the words (mentally jumping around like a lunatic and making grabby motions). But I try. 
So please do keep reading. 

Wattpad is absolutely brilliant and the writers here are responsible for that. I've discovered some amazing stuff. I'm still discovering. 

And I'm still writing. 
 
And I hope that I will improve. 

Adios amigos! May the force be with you!



Oh yeah.. one more thing. I don't know karate, but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. (Sorry... I just had to say it!)

(ambles off whistling)