"Man, it sure would be nice if things worked out the way they do in cartoons."    - Amethyst, "Cry For Help"

"You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too."    - Dipper, "Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality"

"Why have fifty shades of gray when you can have fifty shades of gay?"    - Someone on Tumblr probably

Fandoms:
Steven Universe
Gravity Falls
Star Vs The Forces Of Evil
Undertale

(Autobiography currently in the works)