Mystery_Twin_Mabel

HI, MABEL HERE! 
          	I just got a new pen that’s like…. Five pens in one? So I’m gonna be writing each sentence in a different color and it’ll be like reading a RAINBOW! 
          	
          	Okay, So Grunkle Ford asked me to write a warning in this evil book! When I looked inside, it said “A Guide To Everyone Who’s Ever Had A Crush On You.” 
          	But then it asked for my blood?? Nice try, buster! This gal only gives her blood to hot vampire doctors! 
          	
          	Anyways, Bill seems to me like a super needy ex, and I think we can all agree—time to move on, girl! Bill, if you’re reading this from space or hell or whatever, here’s my tips for getting over Grunkle Ford! 
          	
          	1) Try dying or cutting your hair! Nothing says “moving on” like breakup bangs! Wait, do you even have hair? Get hair! Then do something with it! 
          	
          	2) REBOUND! Go crush on someone else’s uncle! Actually, maybe stay away from uncles for a while. Work on you! 
          	
          	3) Talk it out! I tell all my problems to my Thera-Pig, Dr. Waddles MD. (‘MD’ stands for ‘My Darling’)
          	
          	Anyways Bill—you tried to kill my brother. If I ever see you again I’m doing this! 
          	
          	*picture of Mabel eating Bill with guacamole*
          	
          	DEAL WITH IT! 
          	
          	- Mabel Pines

D3C1PH3R

@Mystery_Twin_Mabel 
          	  And people say I'm the evil one. 
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Mystery_Twin_Mabel

@D3C1PH3R 
          	  You did try to kill my entire family and an entire innocent town sooooo~~~ 
          	  
          	  Except Pacifica, you can have her.
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PraiseTheYanderes

"Hello small, little, small child! Remember that furdip I gave you or whatever it's called, that was only free since it was the day you came into the world. So now I need to take one of the inhabitants of the strange town so- who will it be?"

PraiseTheYanderes

@Mystery_Twin_Mabel Pops out of nowhere "IM BACK." AND I DECIDED THAT I WANT 5 OF YOUR SWEATERS"
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Mystery_Twin_Mabel

HI, MABEL HERE! 
          I just got a new pen that’s like…. Five pens in one? So I’m gonna be writing each sentence in a different color and it’ll be like reading a RAINBOW! 
          
          Okay, So Grunkle Ford asked me to write a warning in this evil book! When I looked inside, it said “A Guide To Everyone Who’s Ever Had A Crush On You.” 
          But then it asked for my blood?? Nice try, buster! This gal only gives her blood to hot vampire doctors! 
          
          Anyways, Bill seems to me like a super needy ex, and I think we can all agree—time to move on, girl! Bill, if you’re reading this from space or hell or whatever, here’s my tips for getting over Grunkle Ford! 
          
          1) Try dying or cutting your hair! Nothing says “moving on” like breakup bangs! Wait, do you even have hair? Get hair! Then do something with it! 
          
          2) REBOUND! Go crush on someone else’s uncle! Actually, maybe stay away from uncles for a while. Work on you! 
          
          3) Talk it out! I tell all my problems to my Thera-Pig, Dr. Waddles MD. (‘MD’ stands for ‘My Darling’)
          
          Anyways Bill—you tried to kill my brother. If I ever see you again I’m doing this! 
          
          *picture of Mabel eating Bill with guacamole*
          
          DEAL WITH IT! 
          
          - Mabel Pines

D3C1PH3R

@Mystery_Twin_Mabel 
            And people say I'm the evil one. 
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Mystery_Twin_Mabel

@D3C1PH3R 
            You did try to kill my entire family and an entire innocent town sooooo~~~ 
            
            Except Pacifica, you can have her.
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