Hey there, how ya doing. My name is Zalga, ruler of planet Feba. I have a wife named Zena, and 48 offspring. I have come down to the blue and green life planet to learn the earth people ways. I so far have learned about the relationship thing. Everytime I learn about a new earth people way I will write a story about it. As I learn more stuff I will update you. Good-bye fellow living thing please come back as I write to enjoy the stories.

- Zalga & Zena